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Cumberbitches: Women Who Love ‘Sherlock’s Benedict Cumberbatch

“Throw your boobs in the air if you want some cumberlovin.”
— Cumberbitches, October 8, 2010

Do any of those words make sense to you? They might, if you’re among the thousands of members of “the most glorious and elusive society“ devoted to the appreciation of the “high cheekboned, blue eyed sexbomb” that is Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, star of the BBC series Sherlock. That “society” is the legion of inordinately dedicated fans of Cumberbatch, a group who call themselves “Cumberbitches” — launching a Twitter profile, Facebook page, Pinterest handle, and, yes, countless Tumblrs, in honor of their beloved star.

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• Anglockians: I believe in Sherlock
• Frenchlockians: 
• Spainlockians: 
• Norlockians: Jeg tror på Sherlock.
• Swelockians: 
• Danelockians: 
• Finlockians: 
• Ruslockians: 
• Greeklockians: Πιστεὐω στον Σέρλοκ.

The Science of Deduction. This is what I do: I observe everything. From what I observe, I deduce everything. When I’ve eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth. If you need assistance, contact me and we’ll discuss its potential. - SH

Sherlock, A Study in Blue Stripes
  ↳I take the precaution of a good coat and a short friend.

benaddictedsherlocked:

#john has a doctorate in sass and a degree in fuck you

• Irene Adler: I’m not hungry, let’s have dinner.
• Irene Adler: Bored in a hotel. Join me. Let’s have dinner.
• Irene Adler: John’s blog is HILARIOUS. I think he likes you more than I do. Let’s have dinner.
• Irene Adler: I can see tower bridge and the moon from my room. Work out where I am and join me.
• Irene Adler: I saw you in the street today. You didn’t see me.
• Irene Adler: You do know that hat actually suits you, don’t you?
• Irene Adler: Oh for God’s sake. Let’s have dinner.
• Irene Adler: I like your funny hat.
• Irene Adler: I’m in Egypt talking to an idiot. Get on a plane, let’s have dinner.
• Irene Adler: You looked sexy on Crimewatch.
• Irene Adler: Even you have got to eat. Let’s have dinner.
• Irene Adler: BBC1 right now. You’ll laugh.
• Irene Adler: I’m thinking of sending you a Christmas present.
• Irene Adler: Mantelpiece.
• Irene Adler: I’m not dead. Let’s have dinner.
• Sherlock Holmes: Happy New Year
• Irene Adler: Goodbye Mr Holmes

vitalyorlovs:

BBC Sherlock: Favorite Canon References

2/? - References to various canon cases in ASiB.

 ”The Geek Interpreter” →  ”The Greek Interpreter”, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

 ”The Speckled Blonde” →   “The Speckled Band”, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

 ”The Navel Treatment”→  ”The Naval Treaty”, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

“And my client is?” “Illustrious.” → “The Illustrious Client”, The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes

vitalyorlovs:

BBC Sherlock: Favorite Canon References

1/? - “It’s a three-patch problem.”

“What are you going to do, then?” I asked.

“To smoke,” he answered. “It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won’t speak to me for fifty minutes.”

- The Adventure of the Red-Headed League

vitalyorlovs:

BBC Sherlock: Favorite Canon References

3/? - “If inconvenient, come anyway.”

“It was one Sunday evening early in September of the year 1903 that I received one of Holmes’s laconic messages:

Come at once if convenient - if inconvenient come all the same. S. H.

The relations between us in those latter days were peculiar. He was a man of habits, narrow and concentrated habits, and I had become one of them. As an institution I was like the violin, the shag tobacco, the old black pipe, the index books, and others perhaps less excusable. When it was a case of active work and a comrade was needed upon whose nerve he could place some reliance, my role was obvious.” - The Adventure of the Creeping Man

cumberqueen:

Imagine if he said ‘Oblivious’ instead of obvious(ly) all these times